Hey, it's Harry,
Yesterday I got into the biggest fucking fight of my life; I'd swiped a drink off one of the tables in the bar and this fat mean bastard saw me; and even though it wasn't his fucking drink in the first place, decides to take a shot at me!! Like he'd been waiting for some poor bastard to come along and fuck his day up just so he could play at being a fucking hero arse hole... I'm going to get my revenge by screwing his fat bitch daughter UP THE ARSE- Fat fucking viking family they are' all ginger with freckles and beards and fucking hairy pits and pale viking skin... Nasty people; sadistic people... Anyway, he takes a swipe at me and I stood there and took it, and then I grabbed this chair and whacked his shins with the chair legs really fucking hard and there's this crack when the metal hit the skin and I think I broke some bones or something; anyway, the viking lets rip this fucking howling scream of pain and falls backwards and people start crowding round and calling ambulances and shit; anyway, the guy went to hospital and he's still there now. You know, if ginger people were supposed to succeed as a species, there would be fucking more of them than there are... I mean, thank fuck that most gingers seem to want to pro-create with their own kind and that they're not infiltrating anybody elses gene pool too fucking much. I'd ram that girl with a fucking viking helmet if I could; no, with TWO viking helmets, one horn for each hole fucking virgin bitch deserves everything she gets. ALSO: another night, another dream... this time, I'm fucking a dead baby; its like a foetus more than a baby actually, but the fucking things eyes open half way throught the fucking and it starts wailing and staring its eyes popping into bubbles and shit; its got these big blue orbs for eyes and its like the whole sky is contained in each eye; it was a fucked up dream. Eventually, I realised I wasn't gonna cum and when I tried to pull my dick out of the baby, it wouldn't come out!!! I was fucking shitting my pants and I kept yanking away from the baby, trying to extricate myself from it; I thought I was going to remain attached to it forever, and the baby started spitting at me the harder I tried to pull away from it and these big jets of spit kept coming out and hitting me right in the middle of the head; and then I tasted it and it was Piss and in the end, I ended up killing the baby with a hammer and it just exploded and there was bits of foetus and shit everywhere and that was the end of the dream. Fucking fucked up...
hasta luego, for now,
Harry