To: the cosmos,
I had a dream last night that I fucked a hedgehog and got needled all over my prick! It had a really tight arse though... So, it was sort of worth it, but I was screaming and running all over the place showing everyone my cock, which had fucking HUNDREDS of needles sticking out of it; it looked like a FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE and every person I went to for advice or help just said:-"Harry; Buy some baubles. You are a DISGRACE." That's ALL they said, every single person; they were driving me crazy with it. Then, at the end of the dream, after I felt like the world was intent on pissing on me, this Chinese dude comes up to me on a skateboard and says:-"Harry," And I say... "Yes??" and the Chinese dude says:- "You will never make it in acupuncture Harry" and hands me a fucking bauble!!! A FUCKING BAUBLE!!!? Well shit.
I hung the bauble on one of the needles and guess what happens... guess what fucking happens???!!!
My dick falls off! It falls CLEAN off and I look down to find it has landed in the Chinese dude's fucking WOK! And the wok's sizzling away.sssssssssxxxzzzzzzzzzzssssssssszzzzzzz spit crackle spit pop crackle spit pop zsssssssxxxxxxxsszzzzzzzz and the guy's tossing it around in sesame oil and then pours batter over it and there it is, cooking and sizzling away... He's turning my dick into a SPRING-FUCKING-ROLL! I mean... seriously, the Chinese are the super-species of the 21st century; they keep it quiet, but that's their secret; they're like cockroaches, they'll survive ANYTHING!! FUCKING ANYTHING! The secret to their success lies in their secrecy and in their ability to infiltrate almost any society-ANY society and remain almost completely hidden; anonymous; INVISIBLE. They are invisible cockroaches and they are plumping up their invisible nests... believe me!! As I write, they're busy doing it now... They have formed a sub-sub-culture within every society and once every person is in place, they will attack!! ATTACK!! ATTACK!!!
I think I'd like to be Chinese...
Buenos noches,
Harry